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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19thMost Advanced Public Education: 27thHighest Poor Incomes: 35th
The Nuhaatyc Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
No sense or purpose in their deaths.
Mand'alor
Influence
Eminence Grise
Evil Mastermind
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Arutiise

Population27.539 billion

CapitalKeldabe
LeaderMand'alor
FaithDar'manda

Currency┼Ɐ┼pak
AnimalNuhaatyc

The Nuhaatyc Republic of Arutiise is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mand'alor with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.539 billion Mando'ade are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keldabe. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mando'adyc economy, worth an astonishing 18,749 trillion ┼Ɐ┼paks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 680,819 ┼Ɐ┼paks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Mand'alor's throne, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Mando'adyc lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arutiise's national animal is the Nuhaatyc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dar'manda.

Arutiise is ranked 2,183rd in the world and 1st in The Atheist Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,841.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19thMost Advanced Public Education: 27thHighest Poor Incomes: 35thLargest Black Market: 36thMost Advanced Public Transport: 61stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66thLowest Crime Rates: 80thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 96thLargest Information Technology Sector: 96thHighest Average Incomes: 113thMost Secular: 137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 155thHighest Economic Output: 159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 169thLargest Governments: 172ndMost Corrupt Governments: 184thSmartest Citizens: 191stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 265thMost Cultured: 364thMost Developed: 384thLongest Average Lifespans: 414thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 604thMost Patriotic: 738thLargest Welfare Programs: 798thMost Subsidized Industry: 822ndHighest Food Quality: 1,051stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,196thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,751stHealthiest Citizens: 1,968thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,183rdMost Inclusive: 2,732ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,718thMost Stationary: 4,836thMost Influential: 5,039thLargest Populations: 5,469thLargest Mining Sector: 9,643rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,059thMost Income Equality: 16,248thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,483rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,654th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Arutiise voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Recognition of the Borlands".
  • : Following new legislation in Arutiise, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Mando'adyc lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Arutiise, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Mand'alor's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Arutiise, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
  • : Following new legislation in Arutiise, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Arutiise, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Arutiise, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Arutiise, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Arutiise was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Arutiise, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.

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