The Nuhaatyc Republic of Arutiise is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mand'alor with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.539 billion Mando'ade are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keldabe. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mando'adyc economy, worth an astonishing 18,749 trillion ÅⱯÅpaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 680,819 ÅⱯÅpaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Mand'alor's throne, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Mando'adyc lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arutiise's national animal is the Nuhaatyc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dar'manda.

Arutiise is ranked 2,183^rd in the world and 1^st in The Atheist Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,841.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.