The Republic of Army of is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.712 billion Army ofians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Army ofian economy, worth 196 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,903 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, citizens must pay to enjoy Army of's pristine beaches, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Army of is ranked 309,155^th in the world and 16,770^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.