The Kingdom of Arismaria is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 204 million Arismarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Arismarian economy, worth 5.57 trillion Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 27,292 Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, all the cool kids have tetanus, and the Arismarian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arismaria's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Arismaria is ranked 294,802^nd in the world and 1,152^nd in the Outback for Largest Populations, with 204 million capita.