The Commonwealth of Argesea is a behemoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 51.774 billion Argeseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Administration receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Argesean economy, worth a remarkable 7,214 trillion Kedris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,339 Kedris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argesea's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Argesea is ranked 304,492^nd in the world and 6^th in Tarn Vedra for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 23.71 on the Kitten Softness Rating.