The Kingdom of Arenado is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Nolan I with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 9.573 billion Arenadoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulowitzki City. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Arenadoan economy, worth 670 trillion Roxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,091 Roxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, a soldier's body is a temple, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arenado's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roxism.

Arenado is ranked 41,064^th in the world and 1^st in Thalassia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.26 law-abiding acts per hour.