The Ardinia Socialist Federation of Aredita is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Fractionisvorsitzender Alorizander with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 16.093 billion Ardis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Claustra-Incurva. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ardinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Heribages a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,062 Heribages, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aredita's national animal is the Loggerhead Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aredita is ranked 8,917^th in the world and 1^st in The Region Of Gargery for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,988.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.