The Constitutional Monarchy of Arazatana is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Matthew with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.135 billion Arazatans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of C4 Territory. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Arazatan economy, worth 252 trillion Azarns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 118,471 Azarns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Even snitches get stitches, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned, and a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arazatana's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism and Atheism.

Arazatana is ranked 75,956^th in the world and 5^th in Desintegratia for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.