The United Kingdom of Aranda Mis Dover is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.791 billion Aranda Mis Doverians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aranda Mis Doverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,214 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, the statue in the Bond Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aranda Mis Dover's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aranda Mis Dover is ranked 306,491^st in the world and 1^st in The Redlands for Safest, scoring 13.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.