The Province of Aquitania is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.926 billion Aquitanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aquitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,323 golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,476 per year while the poor average 22,733, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, there's a bright dawn ahead for Aquitania, and the government forces Aquitanians to eat their vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquitania's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aquitania is ranked 156,051^st in the world and 5^th in Equiterra for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 569.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.