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Most Inclusive: 4thLargest Welfare Programs: 6thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th
The Agricultural Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Amō Amōrem
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AppleJacky

Population13.39 billion

CapitalCanterlot
LeaderApplejack the Apple Queen
FaithPonyism

CurrencyBit
AnimalDoge

The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Applejack the Apple Queen with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.39 billion AppleJackyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient AppleJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,432 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 331,062 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Applejack the Apple Queen to meetings with foreign heads of state, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, speech bubbles are the soul of wit, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AppleJacky's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ponyism.

AppleJacky is ranked 215,667th in the world and 4th in Papastan for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -70.71 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Inclusive: 4thLargest Welfare Programs: 6thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thHighest Food Quality: 13thMost Pacifist: 17thNicest Citizens: 20thMost Advanced Public Education: 22ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26thMost Developed: 33rdMost Beautiful Environments: 33rdBest Weather: 38thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 41stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 47thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 52ndSafest: 63rdLargest Governments: 69thMost Cultured: 93rdLowest Crime Rates: 99thMost Cheerful Citizens: 200thSmartest Citizens: 218thHighest Poor Incomes: 331stMost Secular: 463rdMost Efficient Economies: 496thMost Subsidized Industry: 572ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,567thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,036thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,672ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,556thMost Income Equality: 7,036thMost Stationary: 7,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,194thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,334thTop
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Most Influential: 12,372ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,924thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,996thLargest Populations: 21,430th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, speech bubbles are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Applejack the Apple Queen to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, being Applejack the Apple Queen has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".

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