Population | 17.737 billion |
Capital | Great Leader's Funland |
Leader | Great Leader |
Faith | Great Leader's cult |
Currency | Anticountriopian |
Animal | Fox |
The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.737 billion Anticountriopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Leader's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Anticountriopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,538 trillion Anticountriopians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 481,392 Anticountriopians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,508,814 per year while the poor average 4,332, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, Great Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Anticountriopia's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Great Leader's cult.
Anticountriopia is ranked 290,940th in the world and 4th in Solidaritat for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.51 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, Great Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, criminals are thrown to the Foxes to repay their debt to society.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, Anticountriopia has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, the best defense is a good fence.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.