Population | 18.991 billion |
Capital | Great Leader's Funland |
Leader | Great Leader |
Faith | Great Leader's cult |
Currency | Anticountriopian |
Animal | Fox |
The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.991 billion Anticountriopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Leader's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Anticountriopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,649 trillion Anticountriopians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 508,103 Anticountriopians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,759,018 per year while the poor average 4,572, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
An increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, and the industries of Anticountriopia are coughing all the way to the bank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Anticountriopia's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Great Leader's cult.
Anticountriopia is ranked 61,129th in the world and 1st in Solidaritat for Most Authoritarian, with 1,534.63 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, the industries of Anticountriopia are coughing all the way to the bank.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, the libraries of Anticountriopia are staffed by lone, lonely librarians.