The Theocracy of Anito is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.188 billion Anitoes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.
The strong Anitoan economy, worth 273 trillion idols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,319 idols, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
It's said that an Anito always pays his debts with significant compounding, favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and Anitoan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anito's national animal is the spirit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Anito is ranked 84,222nd in the world and 26th in Philippines for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,445.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Anito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
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Anito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
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Anito, Anitoan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
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Anito, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
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Anito, favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips.
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Anito, it's said that an Anito always pays his debts with significant compounding.
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Anito, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
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Anito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
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Anito's influence in Philippines rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Anito's influence in Philippines fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".




















