The Party Land of Anguda is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Dave with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.655 billion Angudans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Angudan economy, worth a remarkable 8,227 trillion Angudan Gambling Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 347,801 Angudan Gambling Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and the government is plagued with uncertainty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anguda's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anguda is ranked 686^th in the world and 1^st in Brennauer for Safest, scoring 166.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.