The In survice of Mercy of Angels of Panic is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.169 billion Angels of Panicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Angels of Panician economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,199 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Commemoration of the Great the Rejected Realms War costs almost as much as the war itself, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, students cut up leftover marks during Arts and Crafts, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angels of Panic's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Angels of Panic is ranked 304,665^th in the world and 2,236^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.