Population | 3.418 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Queendom of Anew Uparu is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.418 billion Anew Uparuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.2%.
The Anew Uparuan economy, worth 192 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,355 lire, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and people who have lived their entire lives in Anew Uparu are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Anew Uparu's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Anew Uparu is ranked 218,276th in the world and 1,823rd in Remembrance for Safest, scoring 30.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anew Uparu, people who have lived their entire lives in Anew Uparu are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Anew Uparu, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Anew Uparu, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Anew Uparu, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Anew Uparu, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
- : Anew Uparu's influence in Remembrance rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Anew Uparu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Anew Uparu, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
- : Following new legislation in Anew Uparu, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in Anew Uparu, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.