The Quarterback of Andrew Luck is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.315 billion Andrew Luckians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Andrew Luckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,567 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,525 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and when their backs are against the walls Andrew Luckians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andrew Luck's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andrew Luck is ranked 306,103^rd in the world and 5^th in Indianapolis Colts for Safest, scoring 13.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.