The Ronaldo Kingdom of Andervon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cristiano Ronaldo with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.63 billion Ronaldinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CR7. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Andervonian economy, worth 729 trillion Barzains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,900 Barzains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,810,148 per year while the poor average 2,748, a ratio of 658 to 1.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, stocks go up when the internet says so, and convicts get out of jams easily. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andervon's national animal is the El bicho, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristiano-ity.

Andervon is ranked 5,586^th in the world and 70^th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 24.35 Obesity Rate.