The United Socialist States of Anarchistic cheese is a huge, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 281 million blobfishies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish gay economy, worth 6.87 trillion bloods of CEOs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 24,433 bloods of CEOs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the nation excels at displacement, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anarchistic cheese's national animal is the mozzerela stik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anarchistic cheese is ranked 266,635^th in the world and 928^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.