The Republic of Anansi is a massive, safe nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.208 billion Anansians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Anansian economy, worth 271 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,791 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,075 per year while the poor average 24,571, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.

Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anansi's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anansi is ranked 34,177^th in the world and 1^st in Onion Milk for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.38 law-abiding acts per hour.