The Empire of Amystan-OwO is a massive, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.128 billion Amystan-OwOians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Amystan-OwOian economy, worth 175 trillion Cuddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 82,574 Cuddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amystan-OwO's national animal is the Wild Succubus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amystan-OwO is ranked 36,585^th in the world and 1,883^rd in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.