The Smelly Pirate Hookers of AmericaXLI is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Zachary McCarren with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 33.2 billion AmericaXLIians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silverburgh. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AmericaXLIian economy, worth a remarkable 2,951 trillion Daras a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 88,908 Daras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AmericaXLI's national animal is the Manbearpig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AmericaXLI is ranked 306,368^th in the world and 7^th in 00000 A World Power for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.