The Eternal Knighthood of Alyla is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 5.366 billion Alylans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The large but underdeveloped Alylan economy, worth 161 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,015 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Alylans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alyla's national animal is the Stallion.

Alyla is ranked 138,007^th in the world and 1^st in The Nation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,004.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.