The Tin Bruhed me once of Altinvasion is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Altino population. The cynical population of 16.123 billion Altinvasionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Altinvasionian economy, worth 414 trillion altinoes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,706 altinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altinvasion's national animal is the Altino.

Altinvasion is ranked 97,134^th in the world and 7^th in Altino for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.92 kickbacks per hour.