The Queendom of Altinawesome is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.377 billion Altinawesomeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Altinawesomean economy, worth 678 trillion mikas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,105 mikas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,261 per year while the poor average 2,764, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Altinawesome's national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Altinawesome is ranked 268,615^th in the world and 33^rd in Icor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.