The Empire of Alsakah is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Citizen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.096 billion Alsakans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Jorge. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsakahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion Alashes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,381 Alashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, Alsakahian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsakah's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alsakah is ranked 102,284^th in the world and 4,272^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 81.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.