The Islamic State of Alqae is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.649 billion Alqaeans are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The thriving Alqaean economy, worth 136 trillion Rupiahs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,844 Rupiahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government violently suppresses separatist movements, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Alqae will pay them to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alqae's national animal is the Komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Alqae is ranked 203,431^st in the world and 5^th in New Anarchy Lands HAHAHA for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.