The Grand Duchy of Alleng is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 84 million Алленг have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Алленг economy, worth 5.86 trillion Марка Великого Герцогства Алленгs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,817 Марка Великого Герцогства Алленгs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Artists count down the years until Leader is allowed to listen to their music, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alleng's national animal is the Беловежский зубр, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alleng is ranked 113,399^th in the world and 1^st in Social Democratic Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,924.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.