The United States of All Reality is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jane Shepard with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.553 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.3%.

The frighteningly efficient All Realityian economy, worth 890 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 250,474 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,032,243 per year while the poor average 40,015, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. All Reality's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

All Reality is ranked 113,034^th in the world and 339^th in Talonia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,936.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.