The Protectorate of All Districts is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.883 billion All Districtsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Districtian Captial. The average income tax rate is 50.7%.

The powerhouse All Districtsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,971 trillion commonalities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,140 commonalities, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular scientists are shunned by name, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and the official government position is that "we didn't see nothin'". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Districts's national animal is the moncom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Districts is ranked 70,919^th in the world and 10^th in Seven To Many for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 48,876.21 Standard Monetary Units.