The United Emirates of Ali Faridi is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ali with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.424 billion Fareedians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noor. The average income tax rate is 45.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ali Faridian economy, worth 869 trillion Dirhams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,309 Dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, the past is set in stone, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ali Faridi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ali Faridi is ranked 8,261^st in the world and 497^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 121.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.