The Hyperic Czardom of Alezdotyre is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Czar Igor Estrasov VI with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.779 billion Hyperian are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyperius. The average income tax rate is 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,486 Rodins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The same 10779 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Czar Igor Estrasov VI's every word on Twitcher, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, the term "Native Hyperian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and atheists on vacation find Verdigrisism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezdotyre's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Verdigrisism.

Alezdotyre is ranked 221,867^th in the world and 78^th in Aceon for Safest, scoring 49.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.