The Cashmere Romance of Alexandria Eschate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sharazad Alexandros with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.004 billion Alexandrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria on the Khyber. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,085 trillion drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 434,544 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharazad Alexandros panders to nontraditional families, most pop videos prominently feature the Alexandrian flag, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Alexandrian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown. Alexandria Eschate's national animal is the Dürer's Rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic Buddhism.

Alexandria Eschate is ranked 291,865^th in the world and 8^th in The Horde for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.12 kickbacks per hour.