The Principality of Alexandesia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prince Alexander I Khrovos with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed population of 2.773 billion Alexandesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The strong Alexandesian economy, worth 195 trillion Anglais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,652 Anglais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,608 per year while the poor average 14,724, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexandesia's national animal is the Pigeon.

Alexandesia is ranked 42,406^th in the world and 2,470^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 50.29 kickbacks per hour.