The Republic of Alexander Pushkin is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.12 billion Alexander Pushkinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Alexander Pushkinian economy, worth 64.4 trillion headpats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,509 headpats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, Alexander Pushkinians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and fish with fish chips have become the new Alexander Pushkinian food staple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander Pushkin's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alexander Pushkin is ranked 23,636^th in the world and 3^rd in Literature for Safest, scoring 111.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.