The Meritocratic Republic of Alaskan Columbia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 28.697 billion Alaskans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The very strong Alaskan Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Alaskan Dollars a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,695 Alaskan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alaskan Columbia's national animal is the polar bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alaskan Columbia is ranked 50,097^th in the world and 4^th in New America for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,814.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.