The Free Land of Alan Mathison Turing is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.897 billion Alan Mathison Turingians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Alan Mathison Turingian economy, worth 197 trillion Glitters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,677 Glitters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,457 per year while the poor average 12,900, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alan Mathison Turing's national animal is the Pink Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alan Mathison Turing is ranked 259,525^th in the world and 2^nd in queer for Highest Poor Incomes, with 12,900.6 Standard Monetary Units.