The Queen's State of Al itti is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.35 billion Al ittians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The very strong Al ittian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 35,594 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Al itti's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Al itti is ranked 227,682^nd in the world and 2^nd in Valletta for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.27 law-abiding acts per hour.