The Sultanate of Aksumite Somaliland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mahmud Ali Kenadid II with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.149 billion Aksumite Somalis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hargeisa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Aksumite Somalilandian economy, worth 85.0 trillion Aksumite shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 73,994 Aksumite shillings, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Mahmud Ali Kenadid II has just been declared ruler of Aksumite Somaliland in an international press conference, Sunni Islam has been named as Aksumite Somaliland's national religion, and Aksumite Somalilandian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aksumite Somaliland's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Aksumite Somaliland is ranked 214,286^th in the world and 473^rd in Council of Asia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.