The Theocracy of Airolf is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 993 million Airolfians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Airolfian economy, worth 66.4 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,893 Riyals, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, there's no representation without taxation, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and Airolf has designated Not Washington DC as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Airolf's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Airolf is ranked 290,368^th in the world and 5^th in Freelandia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 23.23 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.