The Sinqalastat of Airnerstat is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Vjtori Graihara with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.424 billion Airnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hukanuzatharai. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Airnian economy, worth 299 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,174 Moneik'rs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vjtori Graihara is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the crispy fried liver of a Shaotolan great blood dragon is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, the diplomatic corps stinks, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Airnerstat's national animal is the Shaotolan great blood dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Children of Kat'herina.

Airnerstat is ranked 278,055^th in the world and 23^rd in Zero for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.