The Armed Republic of Agent Alpha is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.67 billion Agent Alphans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Agent Alphan economy, worth 107 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,081 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agent Alpha's national animal is the Kitsune.

Agent Alpha is ranked 173,075^th in the world and 1^st in Sauna for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 336.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.