The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.015 billion Afrigidolocoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menirich. The average income tax rate is 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Afrigidolocoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,910 trillion Shemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,490 Shemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and in a baffling press conference the Federal Council proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime is totally unknown. Afrigidoloco's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrigidoloco is ranked 16,152^nd in the world and 6^th in Austritaria for Largest Populations, with 22.0 billion capita.