The State of Aenglasmarch is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.407 billion Aenglasmarchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aenglasmarchian economy, worth 266 trillion Provincial Talers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,610 Provincial Talers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,144 per year while the poor average 25,374, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, kindhearted Aenglasmarchians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and billions of Provincial Talers are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aenglasmarch's national animal is the Local Labrador, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aenglasmarch is ranked 60,584^th in the world and 15^th in Urcea for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,654.03 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.