The Republic of Adrinian is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Alvaro Donoso with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.853 billion Adriños are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adrinian City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Adriño economy, worth a remarkable 1,766 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,031 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worship days have replaced sick days, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adrinian's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Adrinian is ranked 323,647^th in the world and 82^nd in Anteria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.41 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.