The Epicenter of fun of Acute is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 29.842 billion Acuteans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Acutean economy, worth a remarkable 2,915 trillion $$$$$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,697 $$$$$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, wandering Acuteans are known for their one-track minds, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acute's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Acute is ranked 298,201^st in the world and 1^st in Ceuta for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 77.41 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.