The Federal Republic of ACOT is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.702 billion ACOTians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The ACOTian economy, worth 201 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,757 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ACOT's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

ACOT is ranked 211,200^th in the world and 7^th in Ten for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.