The Republic of Absolute communism45 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.253 billion Absolute communism45ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism45ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,312 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,826 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism45's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism45 is ranked 4,423^rd in the world and 260^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 79.92 flags saluted per person per day.