The Kingdom of Abrinier is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 970 million Abrinierians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betvet. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.

The all-consuming Abrinierian economy, worth 67.3 trillion Orginan Chervonets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,358 Orginan Chervonets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abrinier's national animal is the Square toad.

Abrinier is ranked 255,256^th in the world and 8^th in Bepis for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.