The Federal Republic of Abaseeta is a very large, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 315 million Abaseetans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Abaseetan economy, worth 26.0 trillion lei a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,522 lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Abaseeta, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abaseeta's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abaseeta is ranked 123,561^st in the world and 2^nd in Yumarkan Commonwealth for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 624.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.