The Dictatorship of Aatmaj Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Indger with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.674 billion Indger Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HaupstadtIndger. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aatmaj Landian economy, worth 860 trillion Indgermarks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,682 Indgermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, foreign governments regularly accuse the Aatmaj Landian military of war crimes, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aatmaj Land's national animal is the Lion and Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indgerism.

Aatmaj Land is ranked 3,096^th in the world and 2^nd in Cult of Thalmoria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.41 law-abiding acts per hour.